IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR
It would be wise to purchase a bitch before smearing peanut butter and jelly all over your cock and
balls, otherwise you will be responsible for cleanup, and fucking your teddy bear will only cause
more ruckus.
balls, otherwise you will be responsible for cleanup, and fucking your teddy bear will only cause
more ruckus.
If mother and father find out you will be sucking off a bar of soap for dinner.
If the neighbors catch you, you will be eating out the lawnmower on Saturdays.
If your brothers notice it will be as compromising as cuddling with hydrangeas.
It is better to beat off in front of the mirror listening to Chopin imagining a nude drawing of yourself
as you begin changing Autumn to Winter, the remaining leaves receding from your shoulders,
another dream siphoned and deranged.
as you begin changing Autumn to Winter, the remaining leaves receding from your shoulders,
another dream siphoned and deranged.
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