Police who responded to a report of a prowler at a motorhome in Washington state found a "superhero" inside. Commander Jim Rich told KITI-AM the man in a Green Power Ranger costume appeared lost and disoriented and apparently had been drinking.

You’ve inspired me to remember certain things. 

Yeah she was the hottest girl in school. 

Everybody wanted to fuck her,

even before they knew what that meant.  I remember she

smelled really nice and changed

her perfume the first day of each season,

even if there was still

snow on the ground

the first day of spring.  I heard she was

waitressing at a fancy restaurant

downtown, supporting a five-year-old

while her husband served time. 

I heard he was imprisoned

for assaulting a man who

disrespected her in public. 

I like that.